1) Everything is better with crescent rolls. Or cream cheese. Or a ranch packet.
2) My husband will mock the site as too girly but then squee like a tween when I show him any recipe involving salted caramel, Rolos or red velvet.
3) There is a point where organization becomes repelling.
4) I don't get the visual appeal of Ryan Gosling, but it did take me a long time to come around to the greatness of Jon Hamm.
5) I must get some riding boots.
6) I'm not motivated to exercise by how hot someone else looks, but I am motivated to eat by how delicious a recipe looks.
7) Until now, the waffle maker has been a seriously underated appliance.
8) I bought a jar of Modge Podge, now what?
9) People think spray-painting is easy and inexpensive. It's not, it's expensive and annoying.
10) Wreaths are en vogue. Seriously, who knew?
Family Star Wars time |
2. You can live here when you're thirty if you do all our laundry. Sort, clean, fold AND put away.
3. To lessen your punishment, get me to laugh when I'm getting all "serious parent" on you.
4. Honesty is not the best policy when you are four and critiquing the dinner I just cooked.
5. Keep comparing me to a queen. It's good for my ego.
6. Always run to me when you come home for the day, because I'm waiting with happy, open arms.
7. Remember, we're all in this together and it's lots of fun.