not so zen momma

My husband was arrested and all I got was this lousy mug shot! Wait, I didn't even get a mug shot. That's right, my husband was arrested this weekend. Like his distant cousin Paris Hilton, Derek was was driving with a revoked license. Apparently more than two years ago, he was given a $20 seat belt violation ticket that never received a payment. We are currently in negotiations with the District Attorney of Canadian County over payment arrangements. I never thought I would have to actually hire an attorney, but shout out to our attorney Jeremy Looper. It is so great to have a lot of friends!

I am currently compiling a list of one-liners to throw Derek's way. The list includes:

"Look at those cars baby, daddy can't drive them."
"Would you like to play handcuff daddy like the police officer?"
"I don't know if I want my baby playing with criminals."
"Click it or ticket"

On a fun note, in my research I uncovered a great internet postcard on the My Name is Earl website. You can upload a picture and serve time with Earl! Perhaps we should all send one of ourselves to Derek to make him feel better? In my expert opinion, My Name is Earl is the funniest show on television. It beats the Office, but just barely!

And here is the funniest clip of My Name is Earl. It is worth the seven minutes of viewing time!